What

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voodooqueer:

Me: mom, can I have 5 dollars?

Mom: how do you plan to earn it?

Me: 

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makaraena:

Perfect couples don’t exis-
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johnhadbeautifulhandwriting:

dancelovehappyness:

pineappledean:

No wonder people look at us funny.

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OMG THIS IS PERFECT

“this is God. he hits sam with plungers”

basically

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arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

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quentintortellini:

pen pals with benefits

romanoitalia:

arminsbooty:

artlert:

WHAT IF MONEY CAME OUT OF OUR VAGINAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR PERIODS

I’D BE BLOODY RICH

WAS THAT A PUN?

(Source: kounous)

klarolicityswan:

I´m dying.

(Source: i-think-i-m-adorable)

fivetail:

Gender: Deception

Relationship Status: Disgrace

Sexual Orientation: Evil as plain as the scar on my face

(Source: fivetail)

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